Kingdom of Dorkshire

A tumblr for a deeply nerdy, deeply dorky teenager.

I think it says loads about me if I like this version immensely more than the original version.

The internet’s desensitized me to the point where I say someone/something looks like the bastard child between two people/things.

Ex: Nicki Minaj looks like the bastard child of a Barbie doll and a Mrs. Potato Head.

terrortino:

hey if u reblog this i’ll draw a quick sharpie drawing of the first post i see when i go to your blog and i’ll keep doing them until i get bored so make sure to reblog early because i’ll probably get bored pretty easily

(Source: comedybigbangtheory, via sherlockey523150)

paper-lanterns15:

lolololori:

Cloud Lights - First, you need some cotton batting, a paper lantern, and three flameless candles, the type that Glade sells. Pull at the cotton batting until it looks fluffy, light, and cloud-like. Then, hot glue it to the outside of the paper lantern in various places. Make sure it´s fluffed to your liking, then light the lights and stick them inside. Hang the lantern wherever you´d like.

I AM DOING THIS

paper-lanterns15:

lolololori:

Cloud Lights - First, you need some cotton batting, a paper lantern, and three flameless candles, the type that Glade sells. Pull at the cotton batting until it looks fluffy, light, and cloud-like. Then, hot glue it to the outside of the paper lantern in various places. Make sure it´s fluffed to your liking, then light the lights and stick them inside. Hang the lantern wherever you´d like.

I AM DOING THIS

Yeah, Totally Easy

  • Friend A: Let's play charades!
  • Friend B: Okay!
  • Friend A: You start.
  • Friend B: I don't know what to start with...
  • Friend A: Here, I got something *whispers to Friend B*
  • Friend B: I don't know if I can do that...
  • Friend A: Sure you can; it's easy!
  • Friend C: Then you do it.
  • Friend A: Oh, never mind.
  • Me: ...